Post by Fynne Claraty on Dec 29, 2008 18:39:15 GMT -5
AudioForgeJordan
I love playing guitar, I find it very relaxing...
Final :: I actually started with guitar, quite awhile ago.
Future :: As a street performer.
Spouse :: It was hard. Because I lived in the suburbs. On a cul-de-sac.
Engaged :: Not a lot of foot traffic.
Possible Future :: When people went down there to make a U-turn, I’d get ‘em.
Current :: There’s a store in my neighborhood called Futon World.
Good Past :: I love that name. Futon World. Makes me think of a magical place.
Bad Past :: That becomes less comfortable over time.
Ambiguous Past :: I think statues are wonderful.
One Night Stand :: They show us what great people would look like
In Denial :: If birds shit all over them. Because pigeons have no sense of history.
Forbidden :: ”Napoleon, whatever. I just ate some bread so I’m pretty much going wherever I want.”
Tension :: How long is it going to take in our society
Chemistry :: To see a person with an eyepatch, and not think they’re a pirate?
Secret :: I saw a guy with a suit and a briefcase with an eyepatch,
Destructive :: All I saw was ‘Yarr!’ Off to me office, hold me calls yarr! Where’s me meeting?
Obsession :: I bought a dictionary
Crush on Audio :: The first thing I looked up was the word ‘dictionary.’
Crush on You :: It said, ‘You’re an asshole.’
Mutual :: Batteries are the most dramatic objects.
Flirting :: Other things break, or stop working.
Playful Flirting :: But batteries, they die. Hey man, why aren’t you listening to your walkman?
Fleeting Glances :: I can’t. My batteries died in my lap this morning!
Physical Attraction :: If you’re a battery, you’re either working or you’re dead.
Anything Else :: It’s a shit life.
I noticed there are no B-Batteries...
Hardcore Hatred :: It goes right from A to C. I think that’s to avoid confusion.
One-sided Hatred :: Because if there were B-Batteries, you wouldn’t know if someone wanted them or just had a stutter.
Enemies by Association :: Can I help you? Yes I would like some B-Batteries.
Intolerable :: Sure what kind? B-Batteries.
Extreme Dislike :: Right, what kind. B-Batteries, dammit! I said it three times!
Mutual Dislike :: And D-Batteries, those are hard for foreigners.
Barely Tolerable :: Yes I would like de batteries up dere please?
Constant Irritation :: And never order C-Batteries in twos.
Disdain :: Yes, I would like two C-Batteries.
Envy :: Well then look at ‘em, stupid.
Avoidance :: By the way, if you want to sound like a creep, just add the word ‘ladies’ to things that you say.
Argumentative :: It could be harmless too, doesn’t matter.
Fear :: Like, thanks for coming to my show...ladies.
Frenemies :: Help! I’ve fallen into a well and can’t get out!...ladies
Skepticism :: Only the ladies, come on. You know you wanna.
Rivalry :: It’s like a jacuzzi with really high walls.
Disgust :: Sort of is a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler.
Tension :: It doesn’t mean anything. Except after certain things, ‘sort of’ means everything.
Indifference :: Like after, I love you.
Huge Annoyance :: Or, you’re going to live.
Anything Else :: Or...IT’S A BOY.
This summer at a party...
Other Half :: I learned there is a small but important difference
Inseperable :: Between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
Practically Family :: Location, location, location.
Partners in Crime :: I remember when I used to really be into nostalgia.
Best Friends :: I saw a sign that said ‘watch for children.’
Good Friends :: I thought, that sounds like a fair trade. Especially if they’re crappy kids.
Average Friends :: I went into a clothing store. And the lady working there, she got mad at me.
Party Buddies :: Because she asked me what size I was, and I said, ‘Actual!’
Drinking Friends :: This ain’t a trick, baby. What you see is what you get.
Childhood :: She was amazing. I’d never met a woman like this before.
On and Off Friends :: She showed me to the dressing room, and said, ‘If you need anything, I’m Jill.’
Enemies Turned Friends :: I was like, oh my God. I’d never met a woman before with a conditional identity.
Confidant :: What if I don’t need anything? WHO ARE YOU?
Same Clique :: If you don’t need anything, I’m Eugene.
Friend of the Family :: I like to do crafts. I work quite a bit with glitter.
Secret Friends :: Don’t worry, I make tough stuff, like daggers and skulls.
Forbidden Friends :: The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you
Emotional Support :: Be prepared to have it on you forever.
Protective Over Audio :: Because glitter doesn’t go away.
Protective Over You :: Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Acquaintences :: Oh damn, here comes the sun.
Other[specify] :: FLARE UP.
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[i]such a [/i]house[i] in his/her [/i]year[i] year, living as a [/i]blood[i] for [/i]age[i] years, and is loving the[/i] alliance here.
i think board games can all have the same title: which one of my friends is a competitive asshole?
(paste whole relationships here, quote this post to get color codes)
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xx AUDIO says xx
"[i]If I've put anything in yours.[/i]"
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xx YOURNAME says xx
"[i]post at least three full sentences about our characters' relationship.[/i]"[/size]