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[Kamilla Lestrange]

WELCOME TO THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION HEADQUARTERS. I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GOOD COP, BAD COP, OKAY BUT WE'VE GOT SOME INFORMATION ON YOU BEING INVOLVED IN SOME ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES THAT HAVE CAUGHT OUR ATTENTION.

“ILLEGAL ACTIVITES? NOW YOU’VE CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.”

SO, ANYTHING TO DRINK? TEA? COFFEE? WATER WITH A SIDE ORDER OF TELL US YOUR NAME?

“WHY DOES THE FBI INSIST ON WASTING ITS TIME BY ASKING SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS? YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW MY NAME. OR AM I JUST SOME RANDOM WOMAN YOU PICKED UP FROM THE STREETS? DOES THE FBI DO THIS A LOT? I’M QUITE INTRIGUED.

IT’S MINA LISA SUN. YOU WERE MAKING ME QUITE IMPATIENT.”

ACCORDING TO THIS FILE, YOU'RE NOT A LEGAL CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, IS THAT CORRECT?

“I MAY NOT BE BLONDE BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT I’M NOT A CITIZEN, DAMN IT. I WAS BORN HERE – AT THE GOOD SAMARITAN HOSPITAL IN LOS ANGELES ACTUALLY. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS? THE CITY – NOT THE HOSPITAL, IDIOT. SEEING ARE YOU’RE AMERICAN, I’M ASSUMING YOU’RE QUITE IGNORANT.

BUT I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CALIFORNIA. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, I DID MY HOMEWORK, I DISSAPOINTED MY PARENTS – I’M A NORMAL CHILD. I PLAYED SOME SPORTS – SOCCER, SOFTBALL, GOLF . . . TENNIS – THEY WERE BORING. NOTHING ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD IS SIGNIFICANT, SO YOU DON’T NEED YOUR CONDESCENDING PYSCHOLOGIST TO COME IN AND ANALYZE MY PAST.

AND YES. I WAS BORN IN KOREA TOWN. YES, MY PARENTS OWNED A DRY CLEANING BUSINESS. YES, IT WAS EMBARASSING TO NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHITE THRASH THAT POPULTAED MY SCHOOL. YES, IT SUCKED THAT I WAS NEVER SMART ENOUGH TO GO TO HARVARD AND MEET THOSE RIDICULOUSLY HIGH EXPECTATIONS MY PARENTS SET FOR. YES, I DIDN’T GO TO COLLEGE. AND YES, I DON’T EXPECT TOO.

THERE. I’VE ANSWERED THOSE LITTLE, INSIGNIFICANT QUESTIONS YOU DIDN’T WANT TO ASK. OR DID I DISSAPOINT YOU TOO, “OFFICER”?”

SO, WHAT'S YOUR OCCUPATION, KID, BESIDES CAUSING TROUBLE FOR US AND BEING INVOLVED IN A FEW ILLEGAL MISHAPS HERE AND THERE? DON'T WORRY, THIS IS PURELY CONFIDENTIAL.

“I’M A HACKER. THAT’S THE ONLY THING I’M SLIGHTLY DECENT AT. I DO IT FOR SOME TERRORISTS, I DO IT FOR SOME OF THE POLITICIANS YOU VOTE FOR. I DO IT FOR ANYONE THAT WILL PAY ME. I’M A GOOD HACKER TOO. JUST BECAUSE I ONLY GRAUDATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL DOESN’T MEAN THAT I DON’T HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS.”

OH, REALLY, NOW. THAT'S INTERESTING. SO, HOW ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? ANY SIBLINGS? WIFE OR HUSBAND - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SAYING BOTH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE LIKE ANYMORE. I JUST WANT TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT.

“I’M NOT A LESBIAN. DO I LOOK LIKE A BUTCH? I’VE GOT A MOTHER FROM SEOUL, A FATHER FROM BUSAN. GO LOOK IT UP ON A MAP. THEY’RE MAJOR CITIES IN SOUTH KOREA, NOT NORTH. NOT CHINA. NOT JAPAN. SOUTH KOREA. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO POINT IT OUT FOR YOU?

I’VE GOT FOUR STRICT GRANDPARENTS WHO ARE TRYING TO GET ME MARRIED TO SOME POSH KOREAN WHO WORKS FOR SAMSUNG OR LG. I’VE GOT AN AUNT WHO’S DELIGHTED TO KNOW THAT HER UGLY DAUGHTER IS CONSIDERED AN ACCOMPLISHMENT NEXT TO ME. AND MY PARENTS ARE HORRIFIED THAT THEY DON’T HAVE ANOTHER CHILD TO REDEEM THEIR NAME.”

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE TOO YOUNG TO BE CALLED INTO QUESTIONING?

“I’M TWENTY. BUT I’M DRINKING. ARE YOU GOING TO ARREST ME FOR THAT TOO?”

IS BEING AN INSUBORDINATE BEING ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS? YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB A HELL LOT HARDER.

“YES, IT IS, ACTUALLY.

BUT I’M NOT A TERRIBLE PERSON. I CAN BE QUITE INTELLIGENT AND AMIABLE. I’M LOYAL, CONFIDENT, AND DETERMINED. I CAN GET FOCUSED AS WEL. I’M USUALLY SPONTANEOUS, OUTGOING, FLIRTATIOUS, CHARMING.

BUT THE FBI ANNOYS ME. SO THAT EXPLAINS THE LACK OF COOPERATION.”

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A SPORTS PERSON? WELL, BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO SPORTS, BUT IF I DID I WOULD PROBABLY BE GOOD AT SOCCER. THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM YOU NOW. I HEARD THE PRESIDENT LIKES SOCCER.

“SOCCER – KOREA LOVES SOCCER. IT MAKES ME LAUGH BECAUSE THEY’RE QUITE HORRIBLE AT IT. I AM TOO. I GET EASILY DISTRACTED, THAT APPLIES TO SPORTS, ACADEMICS, RELATIONSHIPS – EVERYTHING BUT HACKS. I’M A BIT RECKLESS. IT USED TO ANNOY MY PARENTS BEFORE I JUST GOT UP AND LEFT. I USED TO GO CLUBBING, I USED TO COME HOME WASTED. I WOULD WAKE UP, THROW UP, GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND THEN LET MY PASSIVE MOTHER CLEAN IT ALL UP.

I’M STUBBORN, OPIONATED, AND SARCASTIC. I CAN BE SNARKY, BITCHY, AND JUST DAMN AGGRAVATING. I’M COLD, STOIC, ALOOF. I LIKE TO BE CONDESCENDING AND ARROGANT – IT’S WONDERFUL TO SEE PEOPLE SQUIRM, CRY, AND DOUBT THEMSELVES. I GET THIS SADISTIC JOY OUT OF IT. I DON’T TRUST PEOPLE, THEY DON’T TRUST ME.

I HAVE “TRUST ISSUES”. MY PARENTS AND I DIDN’T HAVE A VERY GOOD RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE OF A LANGUAGE BARRIER AND THEIR INABILITY TO ADAPT TO A NEW CULTURE. I’M EASILY FRUSTRATED AND MY TEMPER CAUSES ME TO BECOME QUITE . . . UNLIKABLE. BUT I’M HONEST – TO THE POINT OF BEING UNCOMFORTABLY BLUNT.

REALLY, THAT'S INTERESTING. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T BEAT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT. I MEAN, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOCCER PLAYER. ANYWAYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PRESIDENT KINGSTON SO FAR? HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB, ISN'T HE?

“I HONESTLY ADORE PRESIDENT KINGSTON. IT’S ADORABLE THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE SO INTELLIGENT, WELL ROUNDED, AND QUALIFIED CAN STRUGGLE SO HARD. AND THEN FAIL. I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN’T DO SHIT AROUND HERE.
SO NO. I DON’T CARE. WHATEVER THE HELL HE DOES, IT DOESN’T AFFECT ME. IT DOESN’T AFFECT MY HACKING. MOST OF THE TIME, HE HELPS ME. SO UNTIL HE STARTS MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT FOR ME, I’LL LIKE HIM.”

OH, DAMN IT. APPARENTLY, WE CALLED IN THE WRONG PERSON FOR QUESTIONING. UH, I REALLY APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO FIRE JOSHUA. I'M REALLY SORRY. YEAH. ALRIGHT. YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT RIGHT? YEAH, BYE.
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CAN YOU PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH A SAMPLE OF YOUR HANDWRITING?

POST AN RP SAMPLE HERE. LINKS WILL ALSO SUFFICE.
STATE YOUR NAME has been roleplaying for AMOUNT OF TIME.
HE/SHE resides in the TIMEZONE timezone and can be reached
through PM/AIM/ETC. HE/SHE has read the rules, understands
the plot and promises to be an ideal member.



SO HELP ME GOD.

[Kamilla Lestrange]

WELCOME TO THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION HEADQUARTERS. I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GOOD COP, BAD COP, OKAY BUT WE'VE GOT SOME INFORMATION ON YOU BEING INVOLVED IN SOME ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES THAT HAVE CAUGHT OUR ATTENTION.

“I’M ASSUMING THAT I’VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG IF YOU’VE TAKEN TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO QUESTION ME.”

SO, ANYTHING TO DRINK? TEA? COFFEE? WATER WITH A SIDE ORDER OF TELL US YOUR NAME?

“NO THANK YOU. AND IT’S MINA. MINA LISA SUN.

ACCORDING TO THIS FILE, YOU'RE NOT A LEGAL CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, IS THAT CORRECT?

“YOU’RE FILE IS INCORRECT. I WAS BORN IN LOS ANGELES. TO PARENTS WHO LEGALLY IMMIGRATED HERE. THEY’RE CITIZENS TOO.

I’VE NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. I’VE LIVED IN CALIFORNIA MY ENTIRE LIFE. THERE’S NOTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT MY LIFE.

MY PARENTS OWNED A DRY CLEANING BUSINESS LIKE EVERY OTHER KOREAN FAMILY IN KOREATOWN. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, I LEARNED ENGLISH AND FORGOT MY KOREAN, I TRIED SPORTS AND GOT TIRED OF THEM. AND I DISSAPOINTED MY PARENTS BY DROPPING OUT OF UCLA.

I GUESS IT WAS A HUGE SHOCK TO THEM. IT HAPPENED THREE MONTHS AGO, ACTUALLY. I WAS ALWAYS THE DAUGHTER THAT WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH – UCLA WAS BARELY ACCEPTABLE IN MY HOUSE. THEY NEVER REALLY PAID ATTENTION TO ME, PAYING THE BILLS WAS PRETTY TIME CONSUMING.

LIFE WAS HARD. MY MOTHER SCREAMED A LOT, MY FATHER SLEPT A LOT, MY HOUSE WAS JUST VERY EMPTY. WHEN I MADE MISTAKES, AND I MADE A LOT OF THEM, I GOT BEAT. BUT IT’S NOT UNUSUAL IN A KOREAN HOME.”

[SO, WHAT'S YOUR OCCUPATION, KID, BESIDES CAUSING TROUBLE FOR US AND BEING INVOLVED IN A FEW ILLEGAL MISHAPS HERE AND THERE? DON'T WORRY, THIS IS PURELY CONFIDENTIAL.

“I’M A HACKER. IT’S WHAT I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL FOR. I WAS IN THERE FOR EPIDEMIOLOGY. I USED TO WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD – FIND A CURE FOR HEMORRAHAGIC FEVER. BUT THEN, YOU GROW UP. AND YOU REALIZE THAT SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE TO LET GO OFF YOUR DREAMS. AND START PROVIDING FOR YOURSELF AND START BUILDING A LIFE.”
OH, REALLY, NOW. THAT'S INTERESTING. SO, HOW ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? ANY SIBLINGS? WIFE OR HUSBAND - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SAYING BOTH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE LIKE ANYMORE. I JUST WANT TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT.

“I’VE GOT A MOTHER FROM SEOUL, A FATHER FROM BUSAN, AND A SISTER WHO IS ABOUT TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONALLY ACCLAIMED SCIENTIST. WE’RE TWINS. WE TOOK EPIDEMIOLOGY TOGETHER – EXCEPT SHE GOT ADMISSION INTO JOHNS HOPKINS. IT WAS WHY I NEEDED TO GET A SCHOLORSHIP TO UCLA. SHE DIDN’T GET THE FULL RIDE TO JHU – AND JHU IS EXPENSIVE.”

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE TOO YOUNG TO BE CALLED INTO QUESTIONING?

“I’M TWENTY. AND IF YOU’VE CALLED ME IN FOR QUESTIONING, I GUESS I’M OLD ENOUGH.”

IS BEING AN INSUBORDINATE BEING ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS? YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB A HELL LOT HARDER.

“NO. IT’S NOT. BUT WHEN I HAVE IGNORANT, CONDESCENDING FBI AGENTS, I TEND TO GET AGGRAVATED. I’M ACTUALLY QUITE INTELLIGENT – I CAN KEEP UP A DECENT CONVERSATION OR ARGUMENT WHEN I’M IN THE PRESCENCE OF A SLIGHTLY MORE INTELLIGENT PERSON. I’M LOYAL, I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOSSIP. I’M NOT VERY HIGH MAINTENANCE AND I’M EASILY PLEASED. I’M HONEST AND I TRY TO BE KIND.”

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A SPORTS PERSON? WELL, BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO SPORTS, BUT IF I DID I WOULD PROBABLY BE GOOD AT SOCCER. THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM YOU NOW. I HEARD THE PRESIDENT LIKES SOCCER.

“I’M NOT A SPORTS PERSON. THAT WOULD REQUIRE FOCUS – AND I’M EASILY DISTRACTED. I DON’T LIKE TO COMMIT TO THINGS – SPORTS, SCHOOL, RELATIONSHIPS – ANYTHING BUT HACKS. I CAN BE CONSDECENDING AT TIMES, ESPECIALLY WHEN I’M PROVOKED. I CAN BECOME OVERLY PROTECTIVE OR DEFENSIVE. AND I TEND TO BE A BIT . . . . LOUD.”

REALLY, THAT'S INTERESTING. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T BEAT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT. I MEAN, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOCCER PLAYER. ANYWAYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PRESIDENT KINGSTON SO FAR? HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB, ISN'T HE?

“I’M NOT DEGRADING MYSELF. I JUST LIKE TO BE HONEST.
PRESIDENT KINGSTON? WHAT DOES MY OPINION OF HIM HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

BUT YES. I DO LIKE HIM. I VOTED FOR HIM.

I ACTUALLY DO KEEP UP WITH POLITICS. AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO COULD CONTINUE OBAMA’S WONDERFUL LEGACY.”

OH, DAMN IT. APPARENTLY, WE CALLED IN THE WRONG PERSON FOR QUESTIONING. UH, I REALLY APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO FIRE JOSHUA. I'M REALLY SORRY. YEAH. ALRIGHT. YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT RIGHT? YEAH, BYE.
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[Kamilla Lestrange]

WELCOME TO THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION HEADQUARTERS. I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GOOD COP, BAD COP, OKAY BUT WE'VE GOT SOME INFORMATION ON YOU BEING INVOLVED IN SOME ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES THAT HAVE CAUGHT OUR ATTENTION.

"WELL, YOU OBVIOUSLY THINK I'VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG. OR YOU WOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ME IN. OR DO YOU LIKE TO WASTE TIME?"

SO, ANYTHING TO DRINK? TEA? COFFEE? WATER WITH A SIDE ORDER OF TELL US YOUR NAME?

"NO. I'D RATHER ESCAPE THIS DINGY, MOLD LEAKING CELL AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. LET'S HURRY THIS UP A BIT, PLEASE? AND IT'S MINA LISA SUN. BUT YOU WOULD KNOW THAT, WOULDN'T YOU."

ACCORDING TO THIS FILE, YOU'RE NOT A LEGAL CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, IS THAT CORRECT?

"I'M KOREAN. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT AMERICAN.

I WAS BORN IN THE GOOD SAMARITAN HOSPITAL WHICH IS ON AMERICAN SOIL THE LAST TIME I CHECKED. UNLESS LOS ANGELES WAS STRANGELY RELOCATED.

THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT MY LIFE SO THERE'S NO NEED TO BRING IN YOUR ARROGANT PSYCHOLOGIST TO ANALYZE ME.

I WAS BORN IN LOS ANGELES. I WAS RAISED IN KOREA TOWN. MY PARENTS OWNED A TAXI BUSINESS THAT SUDDENLY COLLAPSED WHEN I WAS THREE. MY MOTHER HAD A TENDENCY TO SCREAM AND HIT WHEN SHE WAS ANGRY; MY FATHER JUST WORKED A LOT. MY SISTER AND I GOT BEAT WHEN WE WERE LITTLE - BUT THAT ISN'T SO UNUSUAL FOR A KOREAN FAMILY.

I WASN'T PAID MUCH ATTENTION - ESPECIALLY ONCE BILLS STARTED TO ADD UP AND STRESS STARTED TO SKY ROCKET. I WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT - I WASN'T SMART, MUSICALLY ABLE, OR ATHLETIC ENOUGH.

BUT I GOT INTO UCLA. I DROPPED OUT THREE MONTHS AGO AND IT WAS A HUGE SHOCK TO MY PARENTS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY. IT'S NOT AS IF THEY EXPECTED ME TO SUCCEED. EVEN IN A BARELY ACCEPTABLE SCHOOL LIKE UCLA.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR OCCUPATION, KID, BESIDES CAUSING TROUBLE FOR US AND BEING INVOLVED IN A FEW ILLEGAL MISHAPS HERE AND THERE? DON'T WORRY, THIS IS PURELY CONFIDENTIAL.

"I'M A HACKER. IT ACTUALLY TAKES SKILL - SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME IF YOUR DAY ISN'T INTERRUPTED BY ME. I'M A GOOD HACKER, IT'S WHY I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL. I HACK FOR EVERYONE AND ANYONE WHO CAN PAY MY PRICE. I HACK FOR COMPANIES, TERRORISTS, POLITICIANS YOU VOTE FOR.

I'M A HACKER BECAUSE EPIDEMIOLOGY DIDN'T WORK FOR ME. I USED TO WANT TO FIND A CURE FOR HEMORRHAGIC FEVER. MY TWIN SISTER AND I - WE STUDIED EPIDEMIOLOGY TOGETHER. EXCEPT I WENT TO UCLA AND SHE WENT TO JOHNS HOPKINS.

IT'S WHY I WENT TO UCLA. I GOT A SCHOLARSHIP THERE. BUT SHE DIDN'T GET A FULL RIDE TO JHU. AND JHU IS EXPENSIVE."

OH, REALLY, NOW. THAT'S INTERESTING. SO, HOW ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? ANY SIBLINGS? WIFE OR HUSBAND - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SAYING BOTH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE LIKE ANYMORE. I JUST WANT TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT.

"IT'S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT UNTIL THE SUPREME COURT DEEMS HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGES LEGAL. BUT I'M NOT A LESBIAN. I FIND PLEASURE IN MEN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I HAVE A MOTHER FROM SEOUL, A FATHER FROM BUSAN. I HAVE A TWIN SISTER NAMED MIN JEE - SHE GOES BY MINNIE - WHO IS ABOUT TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONALLY ACCLAIMED SCIENTIST.

I HAVE FOUR STRICT GRANDPARENTS WHO HAVE RESORTED TO ARRANGED MARRIAGES FOR ME. THEY'RE DESPERATELY TRYING TO ENSURE THAT I DON'T DIE DISINHERITED.

AND THEN I HAVE A CRAZY AUNT, MY MOTHER'S SISTER, WHO IS ELATED THAT HER UGLY DAUGHTER IS CONSIDERED A SUCCESS NEXT TO ME."

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE TOO YOUNG TO BE CALLED INTO QUESTIONING?

"I'M TWENTY. AND I WOULDN'T KNOW. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT."

IS BEING AN INSUBORDINATE BEING ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS? YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB A HELL LOT HARDER.

"NO, IT ISN'T. BUT ARROGANT FBI AGENTS ANNOY ME - THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE LACK OF COOPERATION. I'M ACTUALLY QUITE INTELLIGENT. I'M DETERMINED, FOCUSED, AND I'M QUICK WITTED. I COULD BE CONSIDERED ORIGINAL, CREATIVE, ARTISTIC EVEN. BUT THAT IS IN TERMS OF HACKING, NOT ART. I'M HONEST AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN BEING HIGH MAINTENANCE TO LOOK YOUR BEST. I'M CONFIDENT, OUTGOING, AND I THINK CHARMING IS A GOOD WORD FOR ME."

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A SPORTS PERSON? WELL, BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO SPORTS, BUT IF I DID I WOULD PROBABLY BE GOOD AT SOCCER. THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM YOU NOW. I HEARD THE PRESIDENT LIKES SOCCER.

"SOCCER - KOREA LIKES SOCCER. IT MAKES ME LAUGH BECAUSE ALL THOSE CRAZY FANS ARE HORRIBLE AT THAT STUPID SPORT.

BUT NO. I DON'T LIKE SPORTS. SPORTS REQUIRE FOCUS AND I GET EASILY DISTRACTED. I DON'T COMMIT WELL TO ANYTHING BUT HACKS. I'M RESTLESS, SPONTANEOUS, RECKLESS OUTSIDE OF "WORK".

I CAN BE ARROGANT, CONDESCENDING, CONNIVING, AND SHREWD WHEN I'M WORKING, PROVOKED, OR AGGRAVATED. I'VE GOT A SHORT TEMPER AND I CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLY BLUNT.

I'M A BITCH AT TIMES. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THAT. AND I'M OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF THE FEW PEOPLE I TRUST AND CARE ABOUT.

MY SARCASM IS MIXED WITH MY ALOOF ATTITUDE. IT AGGRAVATES PEOPLE, I ENJOY WATCHING PEOPLE SQUIRM. AT TIMES, I CAN BECOME DETACHED AND UNEMOTIONAL. STOIC TO THE POINT OF BEING RUTHLESS.

BUT IT'S MY FUCKING LIFE.

WHY DOES IT NEED TO PLEASE YOU?

OH YES.

I'M STUBBORN, OPINIONATED, AND A BIT JADED. I GUESS YOU COULD CALL ME CYNICAL."

REALLY, THAT'S INTERESTING. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T BEAT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT. I MEAN, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOCCER PLAYER. ANYWAYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PRESIDENT KINGSTON SO FAR? HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB, ISN'T HE?

'I FIND THE PRESIDENT ADORABLE. HE'S SO "QUALIFIED, INTELLIGENT, AND CHARMING" BUT HE'S STRUGGLING ISN'T HE? HE'S FAILING TOO. SO I SUPPOSE THAT MEANS THERE'S AT LEAST THREE FAILURES IN THE WORLD - TWO OF THEM BEING IN THIS ROOM.

I'LL LIKE HIM AS LONG AS HE KEEPS THIS UP. THIS BEING HIS ENTIRE PERSONA. HIS ADMINISTRATION IS AMAZING FOR HACKERS. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF IT WEREN'T SO PITIFUL."

OH, DAMN IT. APPARENTLY, WE CALLED IN THE WRONG PERSON FOR QUESTIONING. UH, I REALLY APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO FIRE JOSHUA. I'M REALLY SORRY. YEAH. ALRIGHT. YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT RIGHT? YEAH, BYE.

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[Kamilla Lestrange]

[align=center]MINA LISA SUN !
TWENTY YEAR OLD HACKING SINGLE FROM CALIFORNIA



HAVE SOME COMPOSURE
AND WHERE IS YOUR POSTURE ?
Mina's currently working with KD BANG and
his notorious criminal buddies. She's sort of the hacking
coordinator - slash - analyst; she's got some experience
with computers thanks to her uncle [he makes computers
for big asian companies like samsung, lg, etc.] but she's the
one who plans them all out, smooths out the rough spots,
and gets paying jobs.

YOU'RE PULLING THE TRIGGER
PULLING THE TRIGGER ALL WRONG [/font]
She's a nice girl - just look at that smile. (: She's compassionate,
humorous, spontaneous, loyal, and dependable. She tends to
be a bit overly protective of people she cares about and at times,
she could be considered volatile. She's reckless and restless. And
when it comes to hacks, she's sort of a pain in the ass because
perfection is key. She's ambitious and she can sometimes be overly
competitive and jealous. But she's outgoing, charismatic, and just
kind of adorable.

SHE DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS ROLE
BUT SHE'LL PLAY IT AND MAKE IT SINCERE[/font]
Mina's new to DC and hacking. She just moved here from
California. Her family was the typical Korean family from Korea
Town, LA: dry cleaning business, pushy, ambitious, determined,
silent, stoic, and just a tad bit abusive. She's got a twin sister
named Min Jie, she goes by Minnie. Mina went to UCLA on a
scholarship to study epidemiology because she wanted to find a
cure for hemorrhagic fever. Minnie went to Johns Hopkins - and
a school like JHU is expensive.

Basically, Mina was always the daughter who was barely acceptable.
Even if she wasn't the daughter who couldn't get a scholarship to JHU
and had to ask her parents to liquidate everything. It's why she
likes hacking so much. She's actually good at it. She's good at planning,
she's good at joining people together because she's a pretty outgoing person.

GIVE ME ENVY
GIVE ME MALICE
GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION[/font]
So yes, I'm Ella. I play Mina. And I like to plot. I'm pretty honest so if a
plot is kind of creepy, I'll admit it. (: I'm thirteen but I'm pretty sure that
that won't interfere with plotting or any of my writing.

And oh yeah! Who are you and how are you today?
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